PrimaryHellion Mothie Magnet (4X4 inches)
When Mothie was a teenager, you couldn't tell her nothin.
Sometimes she spread rumors about herself to spook the pentecostal kids.
Talk of crossroads, candles, hexes, and hauntings.
Her little sister raked goo through her her h-h-hair before washing it clean to reveal crayon red.
An English teacher once said, "Well, Mothie, you are just going to do whatever you want."
She said, "Yes, Ma'am." As her little red horns poked through her scalp and her hair fell out.
Demon from hell, and just the darn cutest thing you have ever seen.
Still can't tell her nothin.